Half Moon Glasses and cups of tea

SO long as you support the queen we'll get along just fine
fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)

fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)

(Source: zoearcher)

artemuscainpotato:

thehomestuckwhovian:

Anybody else remember this episode? In it, a female villain called Femme Fatale is stealing millions of dollars in Susan B. Anthony coins. Naturally, the Powerpuff Girls go to stop her. She then convinces them that men are all horrible because female superheroes aren’t as well known as male superheroes, even asking Blossom to name some to where her only answer is Wonder Woman.

They start acting bitter, refusing to do chores when the Professor asks and even telling the Mayor to save the town himself. Ms. Bellum and Ms. Keane talk to the girls and basically explain that being mean to guys won’t do anything and that isn’t the kind of message feminists should put out.

They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.

And it fell on Tumblr’s deaf ears.

(via burningdownalibrary)

allthingsunconsidered:

Elizabeth, of House Windsor, the Second of Her Name.

Queen of the Albannaich, the Angles, the Cymry, the Kernowyon, and the Ulstermen, Defender of the Faith and Sovereign of the Four Kingdoms and the Realms Beyond the Sea, 

allthingsunconsidered:

Elizabeth, of House Windsor, the Second of Her Name.

Queen of the Albannaich, the Angles, the Cymry, the Kernowyon, and the Ulstermen, Defender of the Faith and Sovereign of the Four Kingdoms and the Realms Beyond the Sea, 

necromancer:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

"boss look at these skeletons in love I have beautifully rendered"
"yeah cool but they look gay tho"
"o I suppose they do lol"
"better put some skelton tity on one"

necromancer:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

"boss look at these skeletons in love I have beautifully rendered"

"yeah cool but they look gay tho"

"o I suppose they do lol"

"better put some skelton tity on one"

(via beneduck-cucumberpatch)

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen, via devriot)